Tag: humor
group name: gathwritinglife
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July 11, 2008 02:11 PM EDT --
Do I Need a Literary Agent? Two Words: Hell Yeah.
The definitive way to separate oneself from being 'a waiter who writes on the side' to 'a published writer' is to land an agent . . . more
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August 04, 2008 05:49 PM EDT --
I was single about 150 million years ago, (or so it seems).
In those days, I occasionally had the good fortune of bringing a very nice young lady to my home.
Never on the first date mind you... . . . more
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June 01, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I had a craving for Rueban on swirl rye today. I went to my local chain grocery store deli to acquire the corned beef. The line at the counter was fairly long as it usually is on Sunday afternoon. Somehow . . . more
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June 23, 2008 09:55 AM EDT --
Unlike snowflakes, faces are not all unique. There are only so many faces in the world, and after you've lived four or five decades, you've seen them all. Everyone reminds you of someone . . . more
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August 22, 2008 02:52 PM EDT --
So much had happened and Bessie was progressing well. She had even learned the art of jumping sideways off the trail Wilma affectionately called, ‘Beautiful Bovine Avenue' and had billboards along . . . more
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July 14, 2008 10:43 AM EDT --
For the last two weekends (or significant portions thereof) I have been building a gazebo on my deck. Why? you might ask. Good question. The answer is that our house faces directly south, and in . . . more
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June 02, 2008 12:18 AM EDT --
Now that I have begun "Life – Part Two" that is I have passed the mid point of 45. I seem to reflect a great deal more than I had in previous years. I remember where it is I came from. . . . more
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June 20, 2008 11:08 AM EDT --
A quick question: I'm stuck and you can help me out.
I download podcasts of radio shows to listen to when working out at the gym. Car Talk on NPR is one of my favorites.
I've noticed . . . more
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May 30, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
We're going to have some fun today:
In 2006, Marc Gunn and Andrew McKee of the Brogdingnagian Bards, a Celtic folk group, decided to put out a little magazine as a promotional piece for DragonCon, . . . more
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August 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT --
A Southern woman appreciates her natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, . . . more
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August 22, 2008 05:12 PM EDT --
Yep. I'm shameless. I have no qualms. I'm gettin' that Target gift card today! LOL! Gather, eat your heart out... you asked for summer pics, well, here . . . more
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . . more
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June 13, 2008 11:33 AM EDT --
Literary Agents: Get Reputable Author Representation and Avoid Getting Scammed
Instead of the drunken shenanigans we usually chronicle, we thought we'd offer up a change of pace this morning. . . . more
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August 17, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning to tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.
"im awake pooka"
"me too"
"nn . . . more
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June 11, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 104
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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August 15, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
Some of you may have heard about how animals get attached to humans that raise them from birth, but most of these stories are about lions, hyenas and apes with jumbo bananas in the Perth zoo. You also . . . more
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . . more
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May 14, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. . . . more
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June 02, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Live and Learn
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. . . . more
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